Snorey Corey

They call me “Snorey Corey” ’cause I bore them all to sleep.
I start to tell a story, and people start counting sheep.
I’ve done most of my best reading while other people slept.
Consider that my promise, and this verse my promise kept.
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I am against the Bible, and would not read it at all,
if it weren’t reliable for sleeping, since I fall
fast and deep by reading verses, versus reading not.
It meets the sleep I’m needing when I’m reading on the pot.
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So, I’m against the Bible. You should know that from the start.
I have one in my pocket, pressed “against” my chest and heart.
For those who are in need, I read and while away the time
with verses I’ve rehearsed, and these slumber-inducing rhymes.
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“Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” 
— Matthew 11:28
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