The Essential Existentialist

 I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.

I misquote Søren Kierkegaard, and Saint Jerome’s my nemesis.

I advocate in favor of  such things as faith, and cannabis. 

I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.


A Christian Existentialist defines themself, insisting only 

on such premises as this, in a self-existing, lonely 

solitary state, hereby related by an Existential 

Christian, since that's what I am, simply, at my most essential.


I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.

I’ve considered several theories that resulted in this synthesis.

Everyone who knows this calls me by the name Hieronymous.

I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.