Don’t take offense. It makes sense when I say
‘Retard’ is a verb, and it means ‘to delay’.
Slow down! I have found that the sound of the word
“Retard” has been guarded against, but that’s absurd.
You’re going too fast, and this is your last warning!
So, before I go, please let me say, Good morning
to you who may heed what you read here. In fact,
once you’ve been retarded a while, please come back.
Entropic topics tend to be more
caustic when social faucets pour
streaming data. So beaming faces
space out here. Of all the places
we could be, here we see clearly.
As I write, you might well hear me
say hooray! I'm so glad you're listening!
It’s as if your beams were glistening
here where nearly no one comes,
because I paused to sound this dumb.
I think I like my bike with wheels,
because ... [a pause] ... of how it feels
upon my bum, like some big hand.
When paused, I’ve cause for a kick stand.
So, paused here, kicking not;
withstanding blowing winds again,
I’m demanding nothing more or less than stress.
So let these provided syllables caress
where collided thoughts are brought to fruition, pending
the ending of this writer's rending.