Sunday was one day when I lived in terror,
hoping to not make another clerical error,
because (prayerful pause) people got hysterical
whenever I’d make errors that were clerical.
Sometimes I wondered why God called me to
His service, so I got nervous, then followed through
to doing His Will, while filled with that spirit
of wonder. It’s thunder to all those who’d hear it.
Some people got frightened, and others got scared
whenever I’d yell things like “HEY, YOU! GOD CARES!”
So, then quietly I’d do whatever it takes,
because I am a cleric, and I’VE MADE MISTEAKS!