Wingnut Economy

Sometimes, I work with wingnuts, and in that capacity
I can relate a wingnut's fate with great tenacity.
A wingnut works in spirals - righty tighty, lefty loose.
That is what I do when putting wingnuts to good use.

I hear there is a wrench that holds nuts tight for extra torque.
I heard that from a wigged-out nutjob in midtown New York

who keeps nuts quite tight, when nuts are needed for the job.
Some think he's an expert, but I know a guy named Bob
who really knows his wingnuts as if born to just that task.
Maybe they know something else. I never thought to ask.

Some think that a wingnut is a silly epithet,
but that's not me. As you can see, I've made a better bet.
Who has been insulted? Has this verse been enjoyed?
It's no jest. I do my best to keep wingnuts employed.