Wingnut Economy

I used to work with Wingnuts, and in that capacity
I can relate a Wingnut’s fate, with great tenacity.
A Wingnut works in spirals - righty tighty, lefty loose.
That’s what I used do when putting Wingnuts to good use.

I hear there is a Wingnut wrench, that provides extra torque.

I heard that from a Wingnut I knew who now works in New York,

who keeps Wingnuts quite tight, when such is needed for the job.
Some think he's an expert, but I know another guy named Bob
who really knows his Wingnuts, as if born to just that task.
Maybe they both know something else. I never thought to ask.

Some may think the word “Wingnut” is just a silly epithet,
but that's not me. As you can see, I’m in the Wingnut’s debt,
and won’t have it insulted. Wingnuts should be enjoyed.
It's not a jest; I did my best to keep Wingnuts employed!