It really feels good to be left
behind! I find my mind bereft
of any ill conceived notions.
So, now my devotions
rest upon my gluteal cleft.
On what this depends, I hope you've some left,
this thing likened unto my gluteal cleft.
On what this depends, I hope you've some left,
this thing likened unto my gluteal cleft.
To have, then have not, can cause you to miss.
To covet thy neighbor's creates an abyss,
a schism, a chasm, consumption and bile.
Fear not to own your own vertical smile!
To covet thy neighbor's creates an abyss,
a schism, a chasm, consumption and bile.
Fear not to own your own vertical smile!
I am the one done wrote ‘Oh, Sit’,
and I am sure glad you got to see it,
since sitting is one thing I do best,
but I’m sure you sit too, so be my guest.
Shiver me timbers! An ember's aglow,
alight from a night, sitting, in a shadow;
alone by the phone, wishing only to know
your voice. I rejoice when I hear the cock's crow!
alight from a night, sitting, in a shadow;
alone by the phone, wishing only to know
your voice. I rejoice when I hear the cock's crow!
