On this occasion most auspicious,
and to relieve those thoughts suspicious,
with these words I lend both hand and voice.
How you react is up to you,
what or whatnot thing you will do.
Such event means you have made a choice.
Then back to me in equal turn,
the choice of lessons we will learn.
Please listen up, and hear me speaking out!
I'm no Meg Ryan. I'm not Tom Hanks,
but You've Got Mail in these warm thanks.
Sincerely Yours, Hieronymous (no doubt).
