Mary had a little lamb,
a mutton chop. Green eggs and ham,
made famous by Seuss’s guy, Sam,
are not the same. They're not the damn
little lamb Miss Mary ate.
None of Sam’s ham was on her plate.
So, fairly here I must relate
the final form of Mary's fate.
The lamb she ate was 'Beatitude'.
She gave herself the latitude
to elevate her attitude
for happy endings. That's it, dude.
So, Mary did have a little lamb, which is
suggestive of her having ingested sandwiches.
Thus mutton-filled, gluttonous Mary was sated,
her appetite abated, the lamb chop masticated.