Christian Existentialist

I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.

I misquote Soren Kierkegaard, and St. Jerome is my nemesis. 

I celebrate through service, while I advocate for cannabis.
I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.

This Christian Existentialist defines himself, insisting only
on such premises as this, in a self-existing, lonely
solitary state, hereby related by an Existential
Christian, since that's what I am, simply, at my most essential.

I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.

I can spell chrysanthemum, but I get stuck on amethyst.
Some folks call me Corey, but my friends call me Hieronymous.

I am the very essence of a Christian Existentialist.